While Grandma and Grandpa Howard were making pancakes Saturday morning: Chloe: Grandma and Grandpa, you have a special kind of love...where you just work together. G & G: Well, thank you, Chloe. 7-16-11
Me: What's wrong Chloe C: I'm tired of breathing Me: oh yeah? C: I'm going to stop breathing... Me: ok (few moments pass) C: (gasp), Why do we have to breathe?! Me: to live C: I wish we didn't have to breathe so much, breathing is making me tired. 6-8-11
Mom asks, "Hey Chloe. If Dad and me had a wrestling match, who would win?" Chloe confidently responds, "ME!" 5-3-11
Chloe comes up to a boy (about 6 or 7 years old) and in a conversational tone asks, "So, are YOU the best wrestler in your family too?" Boy, very confused, says "huh?" --that's right, our girl is pretty sure of her abilities-- 4-27-11
{apparently Chloe doesn't approve of mommy-daddy conversations...} "Dad! Stop talkin' mom's head into the trash". 4-2-11
{Have you heard of the magic "pasta pot"?} Me: "If you had a magic pasta pot, what food would you have it make all the time"? Chloe: "Brussel Sprouts!!! Brussel Sprouts every day and that's all it would make"! 3-8-11
"When at church, and I'm in my teaching class, teaching the gospel, I know that doing what's right is a good idea" (yes!) ~Feb 9th '11
--while playing pretend-- "They want to kill me, because I'm SO beautiful" ~Oct 18th '10~
"Mom, my eyes are getting black" (aka I'm falling asleep)
"There's got to be a reason to smile at a crocodile"
Dad: Look Chloe, your tadpole has grown legs! Chloe: It's a daddy frog?!
Chloe: Daddy I love you, but I wish you were a dad that couldn't go to school.
~Chloe: Mom if you drink all that agua, I'm going to saw you in two halves! Mom: Where on earth do you get this stuff??? Chloe: Ahh, ARIZONA!
~Chloe: Mom, ask me if I heard that? Mom: Chloe, did you hear that? Chloe: YES! AND I NEVER WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN! March 2nd '10
~Chloe: I will wear that dress when it gets bigger. Mom: Clothes don't grow bigger, only alive things grow. Chloe: hmmm... I know clothes that will get bigger.. Mom: yeah? what? Chloe: ME! Dec 17th '09
~Asking Chloe to play quietly, she responds ~ "Sure...NOT!!!" Asking her, "what does that mean?", and she says, "I will play quiet AND LOUD" Dec 16th '09
~Chloe was teasing Dad again and was trying to bite and lick his hand. Dad avoiding her and laughing says,~ "Chloe what are you trying to do?" Chloe replies, "I'm trying to laugh your head off Dad!" Dec 16th '09
~What's for dinner?~ Dad: "What do you want for dinner Chloe"? Chloe: "Soup" Dad: What kind of soup, the beef soup in the fridge"? Chloe: "no, CHOCOLATE SOUP"! Nov 9th '09
~Standing on the slide~ "Who's the most perfect, pretty princess in the whole wide world *pause*, CHLOE"!!! Nov 6th '09
Saturday, December 5, 2009
So Silly, yet I find them so much fun! Merry Christmas everyone!
So I gather that there was no success to the original blog recovery? What a tragedy!!!!! While I am so glad to have you blogging again, I will recognize a moment of silence to the loss of the Butter-blog. :(
I LOVE These! We did them a week or so ago here at work, but I didn't know you could put them on your blog :) I'll have to copy you if you don't mind :)
6 comments:
I love these! They never get old. Awesome.
We should get our boys together to play sometime!
PS: Love the new blog, and the title!
These things are hilarious, very fun and merry christmas.
I LOVE IT! Hilarious!
I did our a few days ago, and was going to remind you about it, but looks like I don't have to. You'll have to tell me how to post it on my blog. :-D
p.s. Porter, you sure and shake! And Ted? . . . I never knew!
So I gather that there was no success to the original blog recovery? What a tragedy!!!!! While I am so glad to have you blogging again, I will recognize a moment of silence to the loss of the Butter-blog. :(
I LOVE These! We did them a week or so ago here at work, but I didn't know you could put them on your blog :) I'll have to copy you if you don't mind :)
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